LIKE I’VE BEEN SAYIN THIS SINCE FOREVER
me: *takes to the drink* *alienates family* *ruins friendships* *enters grief counseling* *travels to india to study inner peace with a guru* *becomes a motivational speaker*
book: well i mean actually there’s a pretty good chance he’s alive but i guess you’ll have to read the sequel to find out lol
I GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT OF BEING A TEENAGER I GOTTA DO SOMETHING REBELLIOUS UH
guess who just put paper in the non-recycling. nnnnYEHAWH
Looking back on this as a 20 year old, I now realise how utterly irresponsible I behaved. I apologise. I have since removed the paper and put it in the recycling. I hope you can forgive me for my foolish and reckless behaviour. I can assure you it will not happen again. I am disgusted with myself.