posted 1 day ago

*spends 60+ minutes de-frizzing my hair for a night out* 

*it immediately starts raining* 

Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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Come back to me...

It wasn’t your fault, bud. They made you do it. You’d never hurt him.

vinebox:

THIS SONG GIVES ME LIFE

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