*tips chromosomes* m’tosis
OH MY FUCKING GOD
"ew he’s so pretentious"
"CONGRATULATIONS TUMBLR USER! YOU’VE JUST WON ‘NAME THAT BLATANTLY INTENTIONAL CHARACTER FLAW!’" *balloons drop from the ceiling* *price is right music starts playing*
those it’s a metaphor jokes are funny as hell tho good job on that one
when u hear your favorite band in public
when you say something funny and your friends laugh
#beginning of every supernatural episode