May 2013
90 posts
fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
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“Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and...”
– Susan Cain, Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking (via shadowdays-are-over)
May 16th
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fezzingly: I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all
May 16th
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life-is-a-love-story: timelordparadise: ppyajunebug: NEVER FORGET Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom #HufflepuffsAreTheBest And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban ‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year. ...
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May 15th
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floozys: hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
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do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while 
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emilyisinthetardis: is it too soon or
May 14th
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katherlne: the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
May 13th
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Me: gets nervous a year before a planned event
May 11th
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shavingryansprivates: fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life
May 11th
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phistbump: i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh
May 10th
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May 9th
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lardypoison: hey my friend told me this joke *repeats clean version of text post to parents*
May 9th
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brenthor: i can name more fictional characters than i have friends
May 8th
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I just set my alarm on my cell phone to read “hey sexual” tomorrow morning reason #433 why I don’t need no man
May 8th
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May 7th
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the-tricky-angel-gabriel: I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……  so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years. the accuracy of this post is alarming.
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